1.) Fine: This is the word women useto end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loudsigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting hertime standing here and arguing withyou about Nothing. (Refer back to #3for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of themost dangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's Okay means shewants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay foryour mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"For the woman's response refer to #3.
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