Thursday, June 5, 2008

NICK CANNON MADE OUT WELL WITH HIS WIFE


According to the National Enquirer via MNSBC, the recently wed Nick Cannon has been having the time of his life with his newfound wealth courtesy of Mariah Carey. Most recently, Nick was seen test-driving a $120,000 Maserati Quattroporte. A vehicle he may add to his armada. Nick currently owns a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Cadillac Escalade along with four other luxury cars.

“Nick’s having a field day with Mariah’s moolah!” a friend of the diva told the Enquirer. “His head is spinning with the possibilities her black Amex card affords. For now, Mariah is being indulgent with his spending spree, but at the same time, it’s sent up a red flag.”

Another Mariah pal points to Nick’s wedding bling, a heavily bejeweled band, as the sort of thing he expects Mariah to provide. “It’s garish and tacky - and yet another example of Nick’s extravagance at Mariah’s expense,” the source told the magazine. “It’s as if Nick is trying to spend as much as he can as fast as he can - because deep down he knows the gravy train could stop at any time.”

Nick will probably deny these claims saying it’s merely a coincidence. He was about to buy another $120,000 car anyway as we are all apt to do. In fact, if you want to know what’s really going on, just ask Nick himself. You can find him next door swimming in his vault of gold coins or on his golden bidet, drying his ass with $100 bills.