Jennifer Aniston's biological clock kicked into overdrive this week after seeing Brad Pitt in People magazine with his gaggle of kids. Apparently, she's ready to let her uterus be a vessel for John Mayer's offspring and prove she's not a barren witch that lives in a gingerbread house. It's made of graham crackers. Star reports. The 39-year-old actress feels that after all she has been through watching Brad and Angie's family grow, she'd love Brad to see photos of her holding her own baby and show him she's not the self-centered girl he had made her out to be.
"It's my turn now," she told a friend. And Jen believes the rocker is perfect daddy material.
"Jen feels so strongly that John is 'the one,' " says a source. "She knows he can handle being a dad." Nothing like having a child out of spite. Because that'll really teach Angelina Jolie a lesson and not fuck the kid up for life. Then again, Jennifer Aniston with prego boobs? Hmm.... The Superficial wishes John and Jennifer the best of luck in their endeavor and would like to point out you can't get pregnant reading this site (yet), so get crackin'. And, John, no showboating; this is serious business, so it'd probably be best if you left your guitar in its case. Harmonica too.
"It's my turn now," she told a friend. And Jen believes the rocker is perfect daddy material.
"Jen feels so strongly that John is 'the one,' " says a source. "She knows he can handle being a dad." Nothing like having a child out of spite. Because that'll really teach Angelina Jolie a lesson and not fuck the kid up for life. Then again, Jennifer Aniston with prego boobs? Hmm.... The Superficial wishes John and Jennifer the best of luck in their endeavor and would like to point out you can't get pregnant reading this site (yet), so get crackin'. And, John, no showboating; this is serious business, so it'd probably be best if you left your guitar in its case. Harmonica too.
